To Vote Pro-Chicken!
In many urban areas of the country, it is still illegal to raise your own chickens, goats, bees, rabbits or other valuable agricultural assets. We happen to live in such a place (although bees are allowed). But it's not such a stretch to look back and remember when our country didn't look down on these beautiful animals, and actually encouraged them in the typical family backyard. Now, if you don't keep your sprinklers going on a perpetually mowed 1/4 acre of only grass, they look at you weird, and maybe, just maybe, they make you pour bleach all over your food.
So don't forget to vote today. And when you do, vote Pro-Chicken!